Shpeeptickle Peepticle

I forgot...

Free Willis

Jack hammering delight

Relaxing to the beat,

Chirping chillis,

Autocorrect nightmare,

Shpellin like ai dont care.

I dont care to apostrophise,

Opposed to lies and more jack hammering,

You just wait!

Seseme Dank

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Dont Forget to Bring a Towel

As we gather momentum still in pre-production,
A pube falls onto the floor,
Not even a mouse,
As the stockings were hung like a bull,
With care...
Dank Master soon would be there.

You follow?

Pre-pubescent production,
Casting call reprocussion,
Filmography for my bungholio!!
Press release for me to poop on!

By the movie on Groupon?
...I dont know...

So what are you waiting for!?
Go forward in time and buy Dank Master on DVD!
A call to action!

The actors are post-pubescent,
Dont worry,
Nothing will be done in a hurry,
Just crossing Ts and dotting eyes,
And gathering the chosen ones,
To film the skies.

And oceans,
And beaches,
Rolling hills,
And bong rips from the gills!

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Oh, and dont forget to buy our shirt on teespring.com

Its a limited run for a limited time,
So please support out illustrators devilish design:

 

Video Game

I made a video game,
To express my grattitude to my blog readers,
I made it quacktastic,
To feed the frenzy.

Retro in style,
Dont eat the poop,
Stay high in your score,
And... thats about it, its a pretty simple game.

BUT ITLL FREAK YOU OUT BABY!

writted by Fart Smellis


Oh, and dont forget to buy our shirt on teespring.com
Its a limited run for a limited time,
So please support out illustrators devilish design:

www.dank-master.com
Dank Master comic on Facebook

Dank Master the feature film
@DankMastermovie on Twitter
Tumblr.com/dankmasterkush
Rub Up Against! studios 

Limited Edition "I Love Getting High" T shirt

Limited edition T-shirt!
Check check check it
The link is fukkin YEAH BABY
Put it on and get un-nekked


SHOP HERE

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Dank Master the feature film
@DankMastermovie on Twitter
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Rub Up Against! studios 

Pay the Price and Succeed

Ask yourself
What did I do right?
What would I do differently?
How would I handle it differently next time?

Whatever we think about,
We repeat,
We repeat our mistakes,
If we think about what we did right,
And how to do it better,
We will do it better the next time.

Losers focus on and reviewing what they did wrong,
Winners replay their successes.

Get away from people who are complaining and dragging you down.
Be optimistic about whats going on.
Pay the price to succeed,
Indeed.

Make billions of dollars,
Farming hemp,
Make billions of dollars,
Decide exactly what you want in life,
Decide what you want to be.

Determine the price youre going to have to pay,
Then pay the price.

What do you want to enjoy?
Success comes after you have paid the price.
Dont expect the result before you pay the price.

Do the deal,
Do the deed,
Reap the harvest,
Sow and reap,
Pay the price,
Take control,
Make the decision,
Success will take care of itself.

www.dank-master.com
Dank Master comic on Facebook

Dank Master the feature film
@DankMastermovie on Twitter
Tumblr.com/dankmasterkush
Rub Up Against! studios