This Bar

G. Honey

Motorboat that motormouth
while Motorhead marinades the atmosphere
send your brain into the stratisphere
turn that Metallica off
I'm trying to trip

Dip your balls in it
light your pubes on fire
get a crew to do it for you
get a posse to play possum
when the bully's shooting spitwads
at a bullfrog pooping footlongs

this bar is full
of vampires, elves, and butt-touchers
giving footjobs and free lunches
donkeys getting donkey punches
zits getting popped
pigs getting slopped
dicks getting chopped
friends growing your crops


I mean if the worlds gone mad
we can revel in the fact that we can get high
then gyrate like a hippy
get all back flippity
flappity zippity
muscles go rippity
Oh crap, I'm a human pile
what a jippity


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