Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Non-nonsensicle DANK MASTER movie update!



Its been a long time since I posted a non-nonsensicle.
Oh darnit,
I already turnip testicle...

Ok, bring it back to reality.

This blog post is SERIOUS. No more testicle jokes...

I did something today... something wierd... something wild... something tropical, topical, fantasticle.

I started filming some establishing shots from Dank Master the movie on location! If youre not excited by this, than add an apostrophe and then see yourself to the door!
Whatever door is nearest you will do!

For everyone else sticking around, I have more fantastic news! We casted more main characters! And are heading to North America film some raw-dogg, raw-willis, raw-cappucino footage!!

This footage will make your footitch.
It will give you 20thousand stitches!

Dankest of the Dank!
This footage will be rank!
This footage will have that special STANK!
Pull up a dild, and start spankin!
This footage will leave you wankin!
The scenes are coming together,
Like birds of a feather,
And you are the witnesses!
When Dank Master the movie hits theatres,
Y'all gone wet yerselvs!!

International cast!
Hardly flaccid shafts!
Titties in Asia!
SIDE KICK TO THE FACE
Tickle the funny bone,
And then leave you in a daze~~~

See you soon...