Dank Master movie: December 2015

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Thank You Readers!

Well, its been one year since the start of this blog, and it was been quite an awesome ride!

2015 was a year of massive action! We are heading into 2016 with a lot of energy, momentum, a bigger team, and a sea of new faces for us to entertain!! Thank you so much for reading and sharing this past year!

We are working hard in between updates. I am working on writing a Dank Master episode of a secret nature which we will release at a later date. Also writing another screenplay, which shall be fun and weed filled, and writing a lot of other Dank Master comedy material for future videos. Check out the Dank Master movie teaser here if you haven't.

Point being, we have so much more awesome stuff on the way! We feel passionately about making you giggle!
More to come:
Writing
Art
Videos
Music
Films
We will also resume filming Dank Master the movie in the Spring when my balls thaw.

HAVE AN AMAZING NEW YEARS!
Party safely!
And THANK YOU for reading, watching, supporting, commenting, and subscribing!

www.dank-master.com

Dank Master comic on Facebook

Dank Master the feature film
@DankMastermovie on Twitter
Tumblr.com/dankmasterkush
Rub Up Against! studios

Poopdick Salad Sandwich

Poopdicks unite!
Goota fight off this dragon before I end the night!
And no, Im not playing video games,
Im plugged into the cosmos experiencing multiple timelines
-with dragons.

This one is named Ed,
I told him not to use an English name,
that it just seems weird,
But he doesnt care.

THATS MY STORY AND IM POOP-DICKIN TO IT!

and now for a random picture off the internet:

OMG! Dank Master Movie Teaser!

THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

www.dank-master.com

Dank Master comic on Facebook

Dank Master the feature film
@DankMastermovie on Twitter
Tumblr.com/dankmasterkush
Rub Up Against! studios

Dank Vader

Dank Vader
Not your average Masterbator,
Hes got a frikkin "la-zer"
And it aint no goddamn tazer
-shit'll chop yer dang arm off!
Thats why he doesnt need a sawed off.

His metal testicles spark when he walks,
Hotter that Lara Croft,
He outputs digital farts,
-an art form lost with Noah's Arc.

Im Joan of the St Luis Arch,
My arms and legs have been pulled apart,
By some robot in dark,
Calls himself "Darth"?