Dank Master studio

Coming to you LIVE with the Dankest of the Dank (where legally availible)
Roll up your boots! Its time to get loose.

As we work our Dank balls to the bone in pre production of Dank Master the movie,
To keep you entertained, with the over-time work of illustrator Zach Drenski,
We have brought you Dank Master comic issue 1 in this very blog.
If you havent checked it out yet, read it here http://dankmastermovie.blogspot.kr/2015/01/dank-master-comic-issue-1.html

And as we are bent to entertain, we also are putting out a steady stream of Dank Daily:
A short, daily weed-related comic for me to poop on.
Like us on Facebook for Dank Daily updates.
If youre not laughing yet, take another hit...
Naw, werr talkin!
Scoot up a chair, get comfortable.
AND SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY POETRY!!

Cumft-er-ble plumpkin,
And plump little munchkins,
All lined up for the Dank Master film,
As they light up a spliff,
HEY YOU!
Get the drifft!
No tobacco!
Gettin ripped!!

Are you ready?
For the film of the century?
Fuck that other shit.
Weve got this shit on lockdown.
Locked into your seat.
Pop yer popcorn and sit the fuck down!

It is I,
Wrote the movie to blow your mind.
Blow it the way you sure wont mind.
Super-high, and ready to know?
Just tune in and wait for the show.

If youre expecting a plot, and a beginning and end,
Youre in the wrong theater, my friend.
If you want a Hollywood debacle,
Full of choches and sparkle.
Go to another show, because this one will blow.

If you want another fabricated disaster,
Another rip off from a polluted bastard,
Another spin-off of a 1960's show,
Another ball-joke ridden movie about chodes.
Then be sure to go see a mainstream film.
This one will be unlike them,
Unlike the rest.
Like my daddy always said, "Itll put hair on yer chest!"

So crack open some spinach,
And fill your pipe,
Smoke an ounce at least,
And your mind should be ripe.

Of course, this isnt coming out for another year...
So go get a job, ya lazy stoner!
;)