Listening to Primus,
Wishing my glands were leaking LSD,
But theyre not.
Why did you say that?
Huh?
What?
Oh, this isnt Primus,
Its Coloniel Claypools Bucket of Bernie Brains.
And I do not poop.
So stop telling me.
And I therefore do not wipe,
Dont judge me.
And I do not type,
I hire somone to moniter my thoughts.
But I dont pay them to spell correctly,
Or use apostrophes.
Maybe Ill pay them to wipe for me,
Like a Sumo wretlers wifey.
Look it up,
No, dont.
Read the rest of this first.
And "like" it,
And "share" it,
And +1 it,
And anything else you can do.
And then everyone will know the secret of wiping.
And the world will be a better place.
www.dank-master.com
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