Dont Forget to Bring a Towel

As we gather momentum still in pre-production,
A pube falls onto the floor,
Not even a mouse,
As the stockings were hung like a bull,
With care...
Dank Master soon would be there.

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Pre-pubescent production,
Casting call reprocussion,
Filmography for my bungholio!!
Press release for me to poop on!

By the movie on Groupon?
...I dont know...

So what are you waiting for!?
Go forward in time and buy Dank Master on DVD!
A call to action!

The actors are post-pubescent,
Dont worry,
Nothing will be done in a hurry,
Just crossing Ts and dotting eyes,
And gathering the chosen ones,
To film the skies.

And oceans,
And beaches,
Rolling hills,
And bong rips from the gills!

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