Dank Vader
Not your average Masterbator,
Hes got a frikkin "la-zer"
And it aint no goddamn tazer
-shit'll chop yer dang arm off!
Thats why he doesnt need a sawed off.
His metal testicles spark when he walks,
Hotter that Lara Croft,
He outputs digital farts,
-an art form lost with Noah's Arc.
Im Joan of the St Luis Arch,
My arms and legs have been pulled apart,
By some robot in dark,
Calls himself "Darth"?
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