Weed Eater

EAT IT!
EAT IT NOW,
Before you read this post!
You should get wiggled up,
Spread the butter on your toast!
Trust me, it'll be better,
Just eat it and wait till later,
Read it when youre chedder.

Ok, has it been long enough?
Kicking in much?
Your eyelids are heavy,
Ready to munch?

Alright! The time has come,
To read this poem.
Youre already reading it you say?
Well the journey is only beginning,
By the end you will surely be winning.

To win in life,
To give it your all,
Wake up to the higher call,
Higher and higher, until youre Deep Friar,
Dont worry about my punctuation,
My grammar is also on vacation,
Just tune into the message,
Through me from above,
A message of winning and love,
Because what else is there,
In this strange and awesome life,
Except loving and living and sparking a pipe?

Nothing worthwhile,
Nothing worth worrying about,
Nothing worth hurrying about.

Check the clock,
Is it there?
Ok, good.

Check your pulse,
Is it still there?
Fantastic!

Checkmate.



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