By G. Honey
I’ve ten minutes
To tell the world
What they need to hear.
So if you are a valuable part of the human race
Lend me your tits and perk up them ears.
I was just joking
About saying what you need to hear,
Instead I will tell you what you want to hear!
John Wayne Gacy walks into a bar…
Stop!
Jokes about sinister folks
Makes dicks go limp!
You need humor!
Sound effects!
Titillating music!
Butt-cheeks that jiggle!
Hips that wiggle!
Give the people what they want
Not what they need!
That's the cardinal rule
Of working in media!
They want water cooler talk,
Plummeting stocks,
Celebs to mock,
Political scandals
The size of African cock.
They want entertainment at its peak.
Climactic scenes
Not sitcoms that reek!
They want toilet humor
And shower scenes!
Bubbles!
Bubbles!!
Bubbles!!!
Not Michael Buble!
His music is like a feeble lamb,
Or an inside out pussy,
Or a Midwestern accent
In a Tokyo train.
Allow me to bitch-
His piece of crap career
Should be burnt like a witch!
Now, that's the stuff!
Pour on the hate.
Up go the ratings.
Time to celebrate!
Just joking.
One minute left.
I love you motherfuckers.
You’re the friggin’ best!
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