Can You Turn it Down?

"Can you turn it down a little bit?"
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
My farts will be heard world-wide!
I spit and rhyme with pride.
My mouth is wide.
Wide enough for a grapefruit slice.

"I feel weird"

"Youre writing another one?"
Yeah, why?
Am I hurting you?
I rhyme like molten goo?

This is one for the record books!
How many people can give it funny looks?
If youve gotten this far,
I commend you.

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