Dank Master Boobie

Dank Master the movie

Aaah, yes.
The time is drawing near to make my objective clear.
To clear my objective and put it in my rearview mirror.
Put the past behind,
Like an anal plug on rewind.
...or something like that.

Filming a film,
On an island so dear.
With a script with no deer.
Predict not what you fear.

With a cast of cheerful expats,
Smoking bats,
And wearing strange hats.

With a cast of unlawful hippies,
And straight-laced trippies.
Full of fighting and attacks,
Boring moments are all it lacks.

The critics will cringe,
When the characters pot-binge,
And the audience will applaud,
When the villain's dick gets hard.

Mothers will forbid their children,
And in the end, we will win!

A movie of weed and ass-kicking,
A movie of tom-foolery,
A movie of tasteless jokes,
A movie of international blokes,
A movie of jiggling boobies,
A movie without shootings,
A movie with plenty of roundhouse kicks,
A movie with iron dicks,
A movie with wicked sorcery,
A movie to make you laugh till you pee.

Its in the works,
Dodging jerks,
And twerps,
To bring you my finest work:
Bow down to-
DANK MASTER!!


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