Soilless-mix McGregor,
No rabbits in my garden like Peter,
Mutha fukkin weed eater.
Dank Cheggy,
Gettin rolled and ready,
Like lube in my short shorts,
Hot and heavy.
Time to spark it up,
Take the time to bark it up,
You wont regret reading this,
When youre lit like a deep dish.
Sober motherfuckers beware,
Step out of my secret lair,
None of this will make sense,
Dont worry, yes, youre dense.
Time to rise and shine,
Party time is hearty time.
When we get riled up,
With no blunts to puff, its rough...
But everything will be fine,
When it comes filming time,
DANK MASTER on the shelves,
Wrapped up and delivered by high elves.
Dank Master comic on Facebook
Dank Master the feature film
@DankMastermovie on Twitter
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