Spark it Like a Wildabeast

Heres a fresh one for you feathered friends,
Where the fun and games never end,
A taste of humor,
A sense perception.
A female erection.

Heres an old one for the record,
Old and spekkered.

What are you waiting for?
Spark that blunt,
Dont let it touch the floor!
The last one to take a hits a rotten egg,
You rotten shmegg,
Ive got you pegged.

Now that yer tokin,
Lets get this blog smokin,
Just dont print it out and burn it,
Burn your tax return before you return it.

Better yet,
Roll one up with it.
Just dont smoke the lead paint,
Left hardening on your taint.

That taint-paint thats causing you restraint?
Peel it off with the leftover chellis.

Put it in the container over on the shellis.
Leave it for an hour,
Until pre-heated,
Then wrap it up in dildometer,
And get yer fever treated.

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