The Best Blog in the World - A Tribute

Rings on my fings,
And them things on my ding-a-ling,
That make yer grandaddy turn purp,
And all that derk-a-lerk that makes ya jerk.

Retire young,
Retire rich,
Grab a bitch,
And stop yer bitchin,
Smoke that thang, and get twitchin.

That thang that makes yer derk rang,
You know,
That Cypress mountain mang.

As I take hits from the,
Darth Bong was what she called em,
The hits were long and... umm...

Platinum,
The hits were platinum,
Like taking hits from the bum.

Is it long enough to be the best blog in the world?
The best blog in the world?
Yeah, the best blog in the world!
Aaaaaaaa~

Someone will get that last one,
But in case not, heres another to grow on.
And another one to make you grow long,
Like taking big rips from the blog.

Hits from the blog, yall...
Like takin a hit in yer nogg.

Back and forth,
Between ripping off different songs,
As you take hits from the blonde,
And takin piss on the lawn.

This one goes out to all you motherfuckers with a problem,
A quote from my own song,
But if you didnt catch it,
You missed the chance to sing along.

This isnt no goddamn sing-along!
Youve got it all wrong!
Just sit down and read the blog!

Pinch off your last log,
And go check your S.O.G!
That last line was intended for your mom.
Dont get me wrong,
Gong,
Ding-dong,
And other words that rhyme with bong...


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