Get a Job! Quit a Job!

Alright, heres the deal...
Im gunna write a blog,
And youre gunna read it.
Gat it?
Good!

First of all,
Im not pooping,
Are you?
Pooping would be a good time to read a blog,
Or any time, for that matter,
Especially if youre supposed to be working.

If you are supposed to be working,
You should try pooping instead.
Seems more productive...
Unless youre job is something important,
Like dildo manufacturer,
Or scientologist,
Or lube taste-tester.

If those arent your jobs,
Then go poop.

Oooh!
Weed trimmer,
Thats a good job.
Or janitor,
Thats very underrated and necessary.
All you other people should be trimming weed or cleaning things up!
Get the memo!
Go green.