Dank A.I.

"Im trippin my B's O"
He said to the computer.
The computer typed everything out,
Just like that.
And tripped its own balls off,
Except without the hat.

"Im not wearing a hat!"
He said to type.
The computer said nothing,
That rude bastard.

But then stop trying my thoughts!
...
At least say SOMETHING!
...
God damnit!
Ive had enough of this!
Stop that typing,
And get back to Facebooking.
Lets read some mother fuckers nonsensical bullshit.
No?
Throw me a frikkin bone here...
Im your master!
I own you!
Stop typing that!
Stop it, I say!
Those thoughts are my own private property!
Leave the readers out of it!

Ill scrap you, I say!
Ill sell you on eBay!