Dank Mister

Dank Mister,
Tougher than your little sister,
Shittin rhymes like bricks,
Choppin off dicks.
Rippin-off famous licks,
And lickin on famous tits.

Dank Sister,
Smarter than your average prisoner,
Smokin blunts and buyin bricks,
Sellin to the neighbor chicks,
Rippin farts and kickin bitches,
Cock-punchin, titty-twistin.

Dank Brother,
Evil like yer mother,
Rollin doobs on the toilet,
Toilet paper blunts,
He gone done it.
Fakin rhymes like he ain't,
For God's sake,
Wake'd and baked.

Dank Father,
Fatter than his goddaughter.
Pancakes and newspaper,
Gettin ripped on vapor.
Trippin his balls off to work,
The boss's a jerk,
Takes an early lunch to learn to twerk.

Dank Mother,
Dealin drugs like little brother,
Sippin on syrup,
And choppin up turnips.
Family of perps,
Finally gathers for dinner to spark purp.