Im writing a stand-up routine,
Its about to make your underwear clean!
But Im not posting it yet,
Must make up it will make you wet.
DONT SAY THAT!
Yeah right!
Everything you dont want,
I will say tonight!
Ill blabber about nonsense just to make you check your pulse.
Ill stand up on stage and fart a few notes.
HAHAHA
Then Ill laugh at all my own jokes,
Every last one of them,
Until the room clears.
Thats my plan!
Im stickin to it!
Coming to a city near you!
Dont say I didnt warn you.
Ill blast thrash music as my entrance,
And then circle pit around the stage.
Ill do it non-stop,
And youll be amazed-
That they booked me at your favorite place.
And your boo-ing wont be heard,
From the stage.
Jokes on you.
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