Poop-Titty, Zoo-Going Lady by G Honey

By G. Honey

What`s that? 

Speak into my good ear!

The left side of my face is paralyzed,

And my hearing is impaired.

It was that damn monkey

At the zoo!

First he threw

A gigantic handful of poop,

And it stained my favorite shirt!

You know

The one with the silhouette

Of Ron Jeremy’s cock on it?

Anyway,

I had the poopy

All over my shirt.

It bounced off my tits

Leaving a gross splatter,

And then the poop

Bounced off my belly,

Slightly to the right of Ronnie’s balls.

I was so angry

I chucked my Pabst Blue Ribbon

At the monkey.

But I missed and hit a young woman.

She was really thin

So she deserved it,

Probably a vegan.

Blasphemers!

This is the part

Where my hearing became impaired

And my face half paralyzed.

You see,

A security guard

Rushed me

And beat me with a baton

Because I had an outside container in the zoo.

So that's why

I don't go to the zoo

No more.

I ain`t goddamn rich!

Anyway,

What was it you were saying?

A little louder sonny…



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